and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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