New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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