If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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