we have officially lost it.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Randomize
