Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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