i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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