Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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