Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I think I just shit out all my problems.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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