So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
it's like iHOP with fire
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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