next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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