How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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