i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
she told me i tasted like america
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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