and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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