so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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