Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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