I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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