LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
