ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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