Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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