Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Randomize
