god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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