Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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