Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
they're like a gay fantastic four
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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