accomplished twins. life is a go
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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