I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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