Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
She bit a glass in half.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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