Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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