She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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