i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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