how can u be prego again
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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