But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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