I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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