I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
