You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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