We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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