Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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