This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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