i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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