This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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