If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
You took a bar mat shot.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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