fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Watching her eat just hurts me
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I love you. Go after that dick
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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