I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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