Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
please don't ironically join a cult
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