How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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