its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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