i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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