Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Found the puke drawer
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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