I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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