so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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