i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
