But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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